I just came back from a short trip abroad. I visited family and it was gluttony at its worst. My family can eat a lot. I probably gained ten (10) pounds, which now I'd have to burn.
Eating like pigs is not the purpose of this post, but rather a mockery of American security, while illegals (federal criminals) are not even checked on entry.
When going through the X-ray machine, my things were pulled aside. They saw something suspicious in my shitty laptop. It turns out that my jacket was on the laptop and the sandwich I had in my jacket inner pocket that I hadn't finished from the flight I just come off looked like C4 or something similar. I didn't know if I had to laugh or be pissed at this annoyance.